Here’s a rundown of the top stories right now on the World page on CNN:

80 dead as quake triggers tsunami
Israel: We fight to free soldiers | Death toll grows
Pakistan denies Mumbai involvement
Gunmen kill 40 in Iraq market attack
Bush frustration sparks expletive

All that, and all he can say for it is “Shit”? The man’s a total idiot, but I’ll give him this - he’s pretty fuckin’ zen calm about the whole thing. So when is the FCC gonna send him his $6 million fine?

Also: why the fuck is the fact that he said “sh_t” (whatever that means) on the main page of every God damned news agency? Given everything, I really am impressed that he’s that reserved.