Garfield hasn’t really been all that funny in years. I haven’t yet decided whether this is a flaw int he comic or some side effect of maturity (Garfield used to crack me the hell up as a kid, even though I had no idea what was going on half the time).

I think Jim Davis may want to consider pulling the levers on his comic and see what he gets. I got this hilariously, yet slightly vaguely inappropriate, comic full of innuendo: