I post this not only because it’s an amazing breach into our government’s inner sanctum, which one would theorize in this brave new world of terrorists lapping at our doorsteps should be the safest, most secure building in all the land, but because it, like many of the posts on this blog, gave me a chance to use a vague Simpsons reference [mp3 link] in the subject line.

I’m a petty, simple-minded man.

Pilipinos are spying on you as you read this. Be aware.