And, Paul, the number one way to stay safe while travelling abroad… do everything you can to not look like an American! You know they’re just jealous of our freedom.

Of course, foreign entanglements are no match for the deadly, sinister and oddly numerical H5N1, a.k.a. The Avian Flu! Nor are they any match for i10n, but then again, neither was Firefox apparently.

OK, so a little flu (or international character standardization) isn’t enough to kill you, you say? ‘Kay. Try surviving this, Superman.Totally loaded with Kryptonite.

Death – the new American passtime.