HOLY CRAP! Just what are the kids reading in school today? How many books in our schools actually contain depictions of “large, voluptuous bouncing breasts with hard nipples covered with glistening sweat and bite marks“? (emphasis mine) Granted, it would have made that U.S. History textbook WAY more fun, but still… Toss that in with teaching our kids how to throw Rainbow Parties and I think we finally see how bad an idea it was to allow Cinemax to sponsor our public school system.