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July 12th, 2005
The Land of Milk, Honey and Grits

Oh lawdy. An American Moses wants to lead his people to the promised land which, apparently, is in South Carolina. I thought we already had a theocratic state. It’s called Utah.

I’m fine with such an exodus. Do your thang. If the folks down there are cool by it, all the better. Gather in and form your little community and enforce your values upon one another. Balkanize and segregate from the heathens. It’s all good. Just don’t try to enforce it on me. And, por amor de dios, listen to the Ten Commandments you say you hold so dear and don’t go starting any wars. Thou shalt not kill, people. Couldn’t be clearer.


 

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