Urf… A must-read article in the SFGate today about a woman who performed fellatio on a man and, without his knowledge or consent, saved his sperm for use inseminating herself. To top it off, she later tried to sue him for paternity. This is the quote that tossed me over the boat, though:

“She asserts that when plaintiff ‘delivered’ his sperm, it was a gift - an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,” the decision said. “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”

I now have a new term for oral sex - “transfer of title”. Thank you, SF Chronicle.