The Setting - Dani and I, in the ultimate modern gear-geek/yuppie show of love, have purchased his and hers Creative MuVo Micro N200 512 MB MP3 Players and are eagerly awaiting their arrival from Amazon:

danitelecom: I am so excited for mine, I could dance.

danitelecom: So I will no longer need you to be my entertainment monkey because I will have an MP3 player

aacrobz: Mixed blessings.

danitelecom: If it vibrated, I could replace you once and for all

aacrobz: Dude. Uncool.