I just got out of the hospital where I had an MP3 player installed in one of my upper-left molars. It’s pretty cool. I can now have The Talking Heads’ “Psycho Killer” reverberating directly off my cochlea 24/7 if I so choose. I can upload songs to the 256 meg flash memory using an 802.11g connection, which also means the implant actually doubles as a portable wireless access point.

So, if you see me walking down the street today bopping to some invisible beat, remember: I’m not crazy, I’m just rockin’ out to my new skullPod.

(Now, what was I talking about again?)