Whoa. They’re turning one of my favorite Disneyland rides into a movie. Ummm… WTF?

Disney exec: OK, we need to get another movie out into the theaters so that no one forgets our name. Ideas, people. Hendriks!

Hendriks, a lackey: [Staring randomly out the window upon the theme park] Er, uh… Pirates of the Caribbean?

Disney exec: BRILLIANT! Hendriks, I’m promoting you to the History Rewrite department for this.

Look forward to Disney’s next NEXT big release coming this fall: “Desk Set”!

BTW, I’d have a web-safe picture of the movie poster up here to go along with this story, but I couldn’t abide by Disney’s draconian rules. Disney. Disney DISNEY DISNEY!